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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

On the books: it's beginning to look a LOT like Christmas (minus the palm trees)

10 Witty Remarks
It's finally feeling like Christmas!! We have a tacky light-up-robotic-bright-pink flamingo wearing a Santa hat on our front porch, we have a Christmas tree (my dad sent me a tree from Wal-mart... how awesome is THAT?), we have all sorts of decorations on the inside, Chris solidified our marriage and watched White Christmas (as you know my fave movie ever) with me last night for the first time (!!!!) and yesterday and today I am bake, bake baking. How very domestic of me. And, as routine for most of you on December 16, I have big plans to lay out today before packing for a whirlwind visit to the states tomorrow. Jealous?

So much has happened in the last week - squadron Christmas parties, Army-Navy football game (complete with 5:30am kickoff in Guam), beach time, and something new and different I'm trying: reading for pleasure. When I first started working in DC, I traveled quite a bit with my then bosses, Dr. M and VT. VT and I would usually sit together on the flights (Dr. M was almost always upgraded), and I quickly decided that Cosmopolitan magazine wasn't quite "appropriate" to be reading next to my 60-something boss (who I affectionately called Grandpa when he would give me a hard time.... he called me Cookie since I sent a giant cookie basket when they hired me... first job out of college, I couldn't pronounce half the words in the position description, but they interviewed me anyway. When asked if I was flexible, I detailed him a Truesdell family vacation, complete with 8 people in one suburban, my mom in tears, my older sister and I dodging shoes my brothers were throwing at each other, my little sisters sitting in carseats screaming, all while my dad blared talk radio to try and muffle White Christmas playing on the giant shoebox of a VCR that he had to secure on the armrest with his right elbow. I thought that adequately explained that I could handle just about anything, and that I was willing to learn the rest - reading anything I could get my hands on. I also explained that I was happy to make coffee if that's all they needed me for. When asked if I would be comfortable briefing the Under Secretary and the senior staff, I explained that having to do a handstand on a platform in a bathing suit in front of the IU men's basketball team and thousands of other people at the Natatorium in Indianapolis (college diving) made everything else look easy. When he asked what my background was with Chemical, Biological, Radiological and Nuclear Explosives (CBRN-E as we called it), I replied with great honesty that I had googled the hell out of it over the weekend. I was hired on the spot. Incredible boss, fabulous job (that didn't ever require me to make coffee but did require briefings) and he loved me despite my penchant for sarcasm, inability to read mapquest (I once drove us by Pittsburgh 4 times - but in all fairness the exit was NOT clearly marked) poor packing skills (I was known to bring 4 pairs of shoes on a 2 day trip and forget something like a blouse for underneath my business suit -- which really just meant a "shopportunity"), and my unending questions of why we did things the way we did.

I digress.

SO, back to reading: on our first business trip, I made the snap decision at the airport that instead of reading the latest celeb gossip or how to get someone to love you in 20 minutes, I would buy a book, appropriate for reading in front of my big, bad (okay actually he's something like 5'5 and the nicest man ever) government boss -- hence I picked up "American Jihad: The Terrorists Living Among Us" (Steven Emerson, 2002... great book) and so it began: my non-fiction kick, that has lasted me a solid 5 years. The next government job I took also required traveling with a fabulous boss, which also prompted the continuation of my non-fiction kick. Some great reads from that "era" were: "Lone Survivor: The Eyewitness Account of Operation Redwing and the Lost Heroes of SEAL Team 10" (Marcus Luttrell... absolutely amazing), "Terror in the Mind of God: The Global Rise of Religious Violence" (Mark Juergensmeyer... that's a book that will stick with you), "A Civil War: Army Vs. Navy: A Year Inside College Football's Purest Rivalry (John Feinstein... you HAVE to read this one) and "From Socrates to Sartre: The Philosophic Quest" (T.Z. Lavine... LOVED it). My last plane ride around the world (with no boss looking over my shoulder) had me reading: "First In: An Insider's Account of How the CIA Spearheaded the War on Terror in Afghanistan" (Gary Schroen, also wrote "Jawbreaker" equally as AWESOME), "The Last Undercover: The True Story of an FBI Agent's Dangerous Dance with Evil " (Bob Hamer - totally disturbing but a GREAT read), "Muslim Mafia: Inside the Secret Underworld That's Conspiring to Islamize America" ( P. David Gaubatz and Paul Sperry - very interesting and slightly terrifying) and "Rubicon: The Triumph and Tragedy of the Roman Republic" (incredible). I'm a huge fan of non-fiction. Pushing up my black glasses as I say this (seriously, I am - it's only 7:30 a here and I've already dropped a friend off at the airport and am on my 3rd cup of coffee), but I love the idea of learning while you're reading... that after you have dropped a cool $92 at Border's in the Seattle airport (layover in November) you have something more than just a book for the bookshelf - - you have practical, relevant knowledge for something that is going on in the world (or in "Rubicon's" case, something that will invariably come up watching Jeopardy, or maybe as an applicable metaphor at the next cocktail hour-- although for everyone else's sake - let's hope not).

Anyway, a few months ago, a friend of mine let me borrow "My Sister's Keeper" (Jodi Picoult) to read on the plane. I took it with me and didn't even open it. Having finished all of my non-fictions, and having new found time on my hands while waiting for my last two grad school classes to start in January, I decided a few days ago (with an eye roll and a serious attitude) to at least start it. Holy hell. I finished it last night...have you read that?!?! I was BAWLING. Like a 7 year old who got pushed down on the playground. "Muslim Mafia" did not have that effect on me. Amazing. Worth reading. Go get a copy. And some kleenex. Wow.

And that's about all. Heading to Denver tomorrow to spend Christmas with the in-laws (always entertaining) and then on to Kansas City to see my crazy, wonderful fam. I can't say there will be a road trip (and sadly, mom and dad traded in the old 'burb for a newer one with a fold down tv screen in the back a few years ago), but I can promise at least three White Christmas viewings and maybe even a shoe or two thrown...

Squadron Christmas party



Real Santa couldn't make it to Guam, so Chris was his substitute... and since real Santa had the reindeer, Chris took a helicopter...


Of course I was Mrs. Claus....


Armstand in Indianapolis during my "glory days"


At a DART briefing with Dr M and Congresswoman Zoe Lofgren at NASA Ames


With VT during Chris and my DC post-wedding reception.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Christmas mode

14 Witty Remarks
I have the Christmas bug BAD!! I love LOVE love this time of year. We got engaged on Thanksgiving ('06), married December 28 ('07), and honest to God my favorite movie of all time is White Christmas (followed closely by Spy Game and Tommy Boy... variety is the spice of life). But I have to say: Guam December is throwing me for a bit of a loop. Despite the year round 89 degrees with 700% humidity, I am rocking my winter sweaters. ROCKING them. I even bought a few new ones yesterday at the Ross Dress for Less (Guam's version of a super-Target). Tomorrow I might even try to pull off my new fab knee high black suede boots. TBD. I have a Christmas playlist on my IPOD. I've pulled out 75% of our decorations, and as of yesterday, I'm burning a Mistletoe flavored (scented?) Yankee candle. I even drank wassail today. I am going FULL FORCE to love Guam Christmas. FULL FREAKIN FORCE.

However.

While yesterday's sweater shopping with my GBFF (Guam best friend forever) Jolene was successful, the rest of the day could be considered an EPIC FAIL. I really wanted to buy an artificial tree yesterday. Yes, they sell real trees on Guam, but they dry up in about a week, and we are hopefully going back to the states for Christmas since my husband hasn't seen his family in a year, and I'm fairly certain the base General would frown upon me accidentally burning down Ulithi Blvd in my absence. Anyway, fake trees here are EXPENSIVE! Holy hell! I walked in, fell in love, and then actually vomited in my mouth a little when I looked at the price tag: $350!! We're MILITARY, PEOPLE! That's what we get paid in a YEAR! (okay, we actually make slightly more than that -- slightly) I bought a fake tree in 2005 with my then roommate Becky at Target 3 weeks before Christmas for something like $40. Following our "breakup" (campaign ended, which resulted in Becky's inevitable move back to TX and mine back to DC) I donated the tree to the disabled vets. I didn't have room in the Altima, and I figured I would probably never need another fake tree. WRONG-O! How SAD!!! Last year I borrowed one from a wife whose husband was deployed and was boycotting the holidays. This year, she's not boycotting, and $40 wouldn't buy me a branch off one of these trees here. Maybe it's inflation? Maybe it's Guam? Can I blame this on Obama? Or the economy? Or just the fact that I live on an island 4,000 miles from a TARGET?!!?!?! Where is the justice?

Please send Christmas well-wishes. And trees. And maybe snow if you can figure a way for it not to melt....


So while I'm dreaming of THIS:

Engagement pictures taken by Paul Abdoo, Denver, CO




I'm sure you're dreaming of THIS:




The door is ALWAYS open my friends... :)
No Guam ... No Glory!